they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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