Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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