I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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