i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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