You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Randomize
