More tranny stories later!
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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