North Korea, Best Korea!
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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