She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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