i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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