It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Randomize