she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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