ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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