That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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