Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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