I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
It's blow job season.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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