Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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