This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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