I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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