I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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