he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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