I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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