I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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