omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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