maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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