just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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