I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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