Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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