the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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