And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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