Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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