I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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