Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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