is this the sara with the beer cane?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I have fence marks all over my body
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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