Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
They should really pass out barf bags in church
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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