how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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