I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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