I just made out with a guy for $7.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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