She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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