question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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