it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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