CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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