my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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