aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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