oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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