How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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