Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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