Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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