we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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