He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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