Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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