He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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