I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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