I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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