I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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