your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Randomize
