Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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