your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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