It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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