Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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