I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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